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The lovely piece of machinery that we seem not to be able to get away from is now messing with what we need to survive… men’s sperm. Another study came out today saying men who leave their phone in their pants pocket are at risk for killing their tiny guys. They can’t be near your head, near your chest and now near your dick… where the hell are we supposed to carry them? Ankle? That might be fun though. Like an old time western strap.