Most people would only worry about being crushed by a buffalo out in the wild. It turns out the animals can be dangerous when they’re mounted on walls, too. Monroe County Sheriff’s deputies say a man in the Florida K
eys had to call 911 when a stuffed water buffalo’s head mounted on a wall fell on him and pinned him as he slept in a reclining chair. The sheriff’s office said the call came in early Friday from the man, who could only yell his address and tell operators he had been trapped.

The man had apparently woken up when the buffalo head fell on his lap. The head was too heavy for him to lift, but the man was able to reach for his cell phone and call for help. He was taken to a hospital for treatment.

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An Ohio woman needed animal control, not a mechanic, when it turned out the thumping under her car’s hood was coming from a stowaway groundhog. Rebecca Martin said she heard the noise last Tuesday while running errands with other family members in Athens in southeast Ohio.

When they pulled over in a Walmart parking lot and lifted the hood, Martin said up popped one of the largest groundhogs she’d ever seen. It then choose to burrow in near the engine, so 911 was called.

Athens County Dog Warden Jeff Koons responded, and it took him more than 5 minutes to get the critter to come out. When it finally did, it scurried across Martin’s feet and eluded Koons for another half-hour hiding under cars. He captured the groundhog and released it in a rural area.

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Police in Iowa City said a man who called them to report that he’d been punched while on the Iowa City pedestrian mall, was punched again by a second person while he was on the phone with his 911 call.

Police said the man, whose name was not released, told 911 dispatchers early Tuesday morning that he had just been assaulted in the 100 block of East College St. and was following the person who did it. Police said that while he was speaking with officers, a friend of the original assailant punched the man and knocked him to the ground.

The victim was treated at University Hospitals for what are believed to be minor injuries to the head.

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A 32-year-old Pasco County man who called 911 to complain about his mother is facing criminal charges. According to a sheriff’s office arrest report, Charles Dennison told a deputy that his mother took his beer and he wanted her arrested. Dennison was reportedly “very intoxicated” when the deputy arrived at the New Port Richey home.

Dennison told the deputy that he would keep calling emergency responders if his mother wasn’t charged. He has been charged with making false 911 calls and was jailed on $150 bond.

It was unclear if he had an attorney.

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Truck on fire? Forget calling 911.

Craig Brown of Carlton just drove a few more blocks to the McMinnville Fire Station when smoke started to billow from under the hood of his pickup. McMinnville Fire Marshal Eric McMullen said a firefighter who’d been outside Friday morning washing an ambulance rushed inside to get help.

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Police in one Connecticut city have a warning for nightclub patrons: Don’t call 911 for a ride home.

New Haven police say that’s what 28-year-old Quandria (KWAN’-dree-ah) Bailey did, calling the emergency line six times to request a ride from a nightclub back to her Meriden home.

Bailey was charged with six counts of misuse of the 911 system early Sunday. She was released on a $1,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in court May 5.

A telephone number for Bailey could not immediately be located Sunday and it was unclear whether she had an attorney.

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Madonna and Ellen DeGeneres Cousins?

Two of America’s pop-culture icons — music superstar Madonna and TV powerhouse Ellen DeGeneres — are distant cousins with Canadian roots, according to the Toronto-based online genealogy service Ancestry.ca.

 Researchers have discovered that the two women are 11th cousins with a common “10th great-grandfather” — Martin Aucoin of France — whose daughters emigrated to Nova Scotia in the early 1600s.

 The daughters, Jeanne and Michele, were found to be matriarchs of French-Canadian clans that remained in this country for many generations.

 ”DeGeneres’s family left Canada in the late 1700s when her fifth great-grandfather, Joseph Martin, relocated to Louisiana,” says Ancestry.ca. “It wasn’t until the late 1870s that Madonna’s second great-grandmother, Emilie Daniel, left Quebec” for Michigan, which the singer considers her home state.

DeGeneres’ ancestors appear likely to have been victims of the 18th-century Acadian Expulsion, the British government’s forcible removal of tens of thousands of French-speaking residents of the Maritimes during the fall of New France.

Many of the deported families relocated to Louisiana, the source of that region’s vibrant Cajun culture — a name derived from the word “Acadian.”

“It’s rare to discover that two icons are related, but when they are similar in their successes and even their interests, it makes the discovery even more fascinating,” said Lesley Anderson, a genealogist at Ancestry.ca. “They are the same age, they are both published authors who have gone on tour, and are both recognized internationally for their impressive dance moves. And now that Ellen is on American Idol, they are both entrenched in the music industry as well.”

Anastasia Tyler, a genealogist with Ancestry.com. — the company’s Utah-based headquarters — added: “Fun stories and amazing surprises like this can be found in everyone’s family tree. You never know what adventures, heroes — even superstars — you might find until you dig into your family’s roots.”

 Last June, Ancestry.ca announced a genealogy research partnership with Library and Archives Canada and revealed previously unknown details about the family backgrounds of Prime Minister Stephen Harper and B.C.-born Baywatch actor Pamela Anderson.

In unveiling its new family history database at the time, Ancestry.ca highlighted the fact that Harper’s great-grandfather, Joseph Harper, was a salesman in 1911 living in Westmorland, N.B., and that Anderson — “arguably Canada’s most famous blond” — has Scandinavian roots, tracing her Canadian origins to the 1908 immigration from Finland of her great-grandfather Juho Hyytiainen.

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A St. Paul man beat up a quadruple amputee because he was angry that she was blocking his view of the television, according to a criminal complaint filed in Ramsey County District Court.

Jacoby Laquan Smith, 33, was charged with fifth degree assault, a misdemeanor, and interfering with a 911 call, a gross misdemeanor.

According to the complaint, St. Paul police were called on a domestic assault case at 6:49 a.m. March 22, and found a 28-year-old woman sitting in a wheelchair.

“Officers observed that all four of her limbs were amputated, her arms below the elbow and her legs above the knee,” the complaint said.

The woman told police she shared an apartment with Smith on Jessie Street in St. Paul’s East Side and an argument started because Smith became angry at her for getting in front of the television, the complaint said.

“The defendant threw the victim to the floor and punched her with a closed fist in the mouth and face more than ten times,” the complaint said.

“The victim tried to gain access to her phone and manipulate the keys, which was difficult for her to do because of her handicap, but the defendant swiped her phone away and would not give it back,” the complaint said.

The complaint said Smith also blocked the woman from leaving, but she was eventually able to convince him to take her to a SuperAmerica store to get ice to put on her face.

Once they arrived, the woman asked the attendant to call 911, the complaint said. Smith fled the gas station when he overheard that police were called, according to the complaint. As of Friday afternoon, Smith was still being sought by police.

The complaint said the woman had a split upper lip, a swollen lip and swelling to the left side of her face and jaw. The woman told police she was “very frightened” of Smith because he had a key to her apartment and still had her cell phone, her only means of communication, according to the complaint.

Richard Chin can be reached at 651-228-5560.

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 Police in Michigan have released a copy of a 911 call where a suspected drunken driver chats with an emergency dispatcher for about 20 minutes before she is pulled over and arrested.

In the first moments of the March 13 call, the dispatcher asks: “Are you intoxicated?” and the woman replies: “Absolutely.” The dispatcher pleads with the woman to pull over and she tells him she “shouldn’t be driving.”

The dispatcher helped officers find the driver in East Lansing.

Police say the 27-year-old Charlotte resident placed the call at 5:40 a.m. The woman was issued a citation for operating while intoxicated and faces up to 90 days in jail. Her name hasn’t been released.

Police released the call Friday to The Associated Press under a Freedom of Information Act request.

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Police in Illinois said a woman arrested after an altercation with a taxi driver called 911 from jail to say she was “trapped” in the facility.

Cmdr. Mike Anders of the Naperville police said Carly Houston, 29, of Chicago, was arrested early Sunday morning after her taxi driver asked her for specific directions to her intended destination and she allegedly “yelled, screamed, cursed and extended (both) middle fingers at the cab driver and threatened bodily harm” against him, the Naperville (Ill.) Sun reported Tuesday.

The driver pulled over at a BP gas station, where witnesses were “alarmed and disturbed” by the passenger’s behavior, Anders said.

Houston was arrested after police arrived and she refused to pay the taxi fare.

However, Anders said Houston incurred further charges at the police station when she used an allowed phone call to dial 911 and report she was “trapped inside the detention facility.”

She was charged with misdemeanor charges of making a false 911 report, theft of labor or services, criminal trespass to land and disorderly conduct.

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 An Iowa man allegedly broke into a church and used electronic equipment belonging to the facility to watch pornographic films in the basement, police said.

Ames, Iowa, police said Charles Bentley, 55, was arrested Friday morning after employees of the Ames Community Preschool showed up for work at the First Christian Church and called 911 to report items missing and sounds coming from the basement, the Ames (Iowa) Tribune reported Thursday.

Investigators said Bentley, who may have spent the night at the church, entered the facility and brought items from around the church into the basement and set up a camp site with church-owned items including food, kitchen utensils, clothes, electronic equipment and a 26-inch flat-screen television.

“He kind of made himself at home,” said Cmdr. Mike Brennan of the Ames Police Department.

Police said they believe Bentley used the church’s equipment to watch pornographic films he was carrying at the time of his arrest. He was charged with second-degree burglary and booked into the Story County Jail in lieu of $10,000 bond.

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