If there’s one (living) Hollywood couple I wish was still working together it’s Kathleen Turner and Michael Douglas. If only to make another sequel to Romancing the Stone. Never mind that the first follow-up, The Jewel of the Nile, was a disappointment. There could have been a really great franchise there had its stars not broken up, with subsequent films involving one-off stories set in different, romantic parts of the world. Of course, Danny DeVito would be necessary for each film, too, but really it was the chemistry — good and bad — between Turner and Douglas that makes those movies work.

Alas, we’ll never get that third installment of the original series. But we are, no surprise, getting a remake, as Monika disappointedly told us a year ago. And Pajiba has an update on the project, which appears to be moving forward with Robert Luketic (The Ugly Truth) directing from a script by Dan McDermott (Eagle Eye). Dustin Rowles at Pajiba believes this will be Luketic’s next film after finishing the upcoming Killers, rather than the remake of Barbarella. And it’s easy to assume the director will cast Katherine Heigl in Turner’s role. As for Douglas’ adventurer character, perhaps Luketic can go for an Ugly Truth reunion and go with Gerard Butler.

That may not sound very good, but no pair-up is really going to match the original, so it doesn’t really matter. But I will hold out some hope that McDermott went with a slightly different locale than South America and a slightly different plot that could almost make this a new spin-off one-off. There’s no reason this couldn’t just be a kind of new installment, only with new leads, like a couples version of the James Bond franchise. And then there’d be no reason DeVito couldn’t return. Sometimes when I watch It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I imagine that Frank is actually Ralph, from Romancing and Jewel, retired.

While I can try to see a silver lining in that redo, I’m having less luck warming up to Pajiba’s other reported remake in the works: Overboard. In spite of its misogyny and immature humor, I have a soft spot for Garry Marshall’s amnesia comedy, in which a crude carpenter kidnaps a bitchy socialite when she loses her memory, making her think she’s wife to him and mother to his four sons. Yeah, it’s basically a big rape joke wrapped inside a plot better suited for a sitcom pilot. But like Turner and Douglas, real-life couple Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell are an entertaining pair together. And, as a sort of flip-back on Mr. Mom, it can be an interesting movie to look at from a feminist film theory perspective.

Rowles claims that Heigl has actually already been offered Hawn’s role in this remake (Butler for Russell’s? You know the execs went there). And a script is being written by Bill Collage and Adam Cooper (Accepted). Honestly, after seeing Kate Hudson dolled up like a go-go dancer in Nine, and looking so much like Hawn, I keep picturing her starring in remakes of all her mother’s films. That doesn’t ease my mind, as I don’t think Hudson is nearly as good an actress as Hawn is/was. But I’d still prefer her to Heigl. Anyway, the only real casting issue for an Overboard remake is finding another kid who is so good at doing Pee-Wee Herman voices.

Thanks Cinematical.

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Kathleen Turner’s is BACK!

To be sure, Kathleen Turner today looks a lot different from the siren who made movie goers sweat in 1981′s “Body Heat.” Stalled for years by rheumatoid arthritis and the alcoholism that ensued, the 55-year-old actress has been to hell and back.

But in Showtime’s raunchy, rowdy, David Duchovny-helmed “Californication,” the girl prove’s she’s still got it — the power to enthrall audiences with her throaty drawl, the ability to make all other characters fade into the background when she steps into a scene.

Of course, it’s hard to focus on anything else when Turner’s Sue Collini, a middle aged Hollywood agency exec. with the mouth of a porn star and the sexual appetite of a college co-ed, sucks the finger of her favorite foot soldier and object of desire, Charlie Runkle (Evan Handler), and shoves it in her skirt with nary an explanation but a breathy groan. What she does say in the series can’t be printed here. Collini is over the top and out of line, and Turner loves it.

“I like doing outrageous things. I seem to be sort of making speciality of it, being this crazy middle aged woman,” she told ABCNews.com. “When I’m doing something, I don’t think about what other people are going to think about it. Just doing it is where I get my kicks. Then of course, to see it with other people, you realize how out there it is.”

The “out there” factor drew Turner to “Californication,” much to the delight of series creator and executive producer Tom Kapinos.

“I’ve grown pretty cynical at this point but when I come up with a character, there’s a prototype in my head, and for Sue Collini, I thought ‘Oh, Kathleen Turner,’” he said. “And when you’re doing TV, you think Kathleen Turner and you end up with someone far down the list. But we called her, and the deal closed within a day. I figured I’d have to call her and plead and promise that she wouldn’t be having sex with animals or something.”

Nope, though maybe it helped his case that “Californication” hasn’t broached bestiality (yet). Turner was hungry for a role with meat, something she said is hard to come by for middle-aged women in Hollywood these days.

‘Californication’ Character Parallels Turner

“If you don’t have stage training, you’re truly limited. They don’t write good roles for women. If you’re not immediately identifiable as the ingénue or sex symbol, they don’t know what to write. Write a character? I mean, a character? Who has thoughts and feelings and opinions? They don’t know how to do it.”

With Sue Collini, Turner’s found a role she can dig into, and a character that mirrors some of her favorite qualities.

“She’s ballsy, which I like. I would give myself credit for that. She’s unapologetic; I’ll go with that one too. She has a good sense of humor, and I like that.”

Turner’s funny as well, with a dry, self-depreciating wit that no doubt evolved as armor necessary to survive in the acting industry for so long.

She blew up with “Body Heat,” which still maintains its status as one of the sexiest movies ever, but after rising to the A-list and starring in a handful of movies, including “Romancing the Stone” with Michael Douglas and Danny DeVito and its sequel, “The Jewel of the Nile,” she was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis, and her career screeched to a halt. Told she would end up in a wheelchair, Turner went on an aggressive course of drugs that ravaged her mind and body. The woman who once said “On nights when I feel great about myself, if I walk into a room and a man doesn’t look at me, he’s either dead or gay,” became unrecognizable to her fans. As the disease worsened, she turned to alcohol.

“When you’re in chronic pain, It’s very hard to realize the effect it has on your mind as well,” she said. “It’s a constant depressant. It really mucks up your thinking. If you go to a restaurant, is the bathroom downstairs? Because I can’t go there if it is. So yeah, you try a lot of stuff, in my case, excessive drinking for a while to kill pain. And it does, it does kill pain, but it causes even more.”

Turner’s arthritis went into remission after years of treatment; it took longer to kick the drinking. She acted throughout — notably on Broadway in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” and on TV playing Chandler Bing’s gender-bending father on “Friends.” (Her comment on that role: “That was silly wasn’t it? I had never been a woman playing a man playing a woman before. It was amazing!”) But after wrapping filming on “The Graduate” in 2002, she checked into a Pennsylvania rehab center, and kicked the habit for good.

She’s thrilled to be working again in better health, but oh, how things in Hollywood have changed. Megan Fox is hot and all, but they don’t make ‘em like they used to.

“One of the things that’s happened over the last ten years is a kind of mean spiritedness about sex, sex being used as a weapon, instead of a glorious celebration of it,” Turner said. “There’s a mean spiritedness to humor now too. I just don’t think that’s appealing.”

“I think a lot of these young actors and actresses are in a really tough position,” she continued. “I always managed to keep my private life quite private. You never saw pictures of my daughter or my home. I don’t know that they can do that anymore, so they’re constantly on stage, as it were. I think that pressure must be awful. And I think they’re too skinny. I do, I worry. I have a daughter and when she was growing up, I was like ‘You look great, don’t listen to any of this s**t.’”

Asked if she saw a younger version of herself in any of the industry’s rising stars, Turner chortled and said she “would never be so arrogant as to think that. Everyone is themselves, everyone is unique.” She herself intends to keep playing the part of the sensual seductress so long as she’s given a set or stage.

“I’m not ready to say a middle aged woman no longer has sexual drive or appeal. That’s really offensive. We’re damn sexy, man.”

Thanks for the great article ABC.

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Early in the first episode of Season 3 of Showtime’s Californication, Kathleen Turner, playing Hollywood agent Sue Collini, sweeps into the office of her newly hired junior agent Charlie Runkle (Evan Handler), says several unprintable things, plants a few images in viewers’ heads that they’d probably rather forget and exits with a crisp, “Collini out!” She’s like a big, feral cat, with a growl that’s every bit as scary as her bite.

“I tend to look for something I haven’t done before,” says the star, who has wowed audiences for more than 25 years on film (Body Heat, Romancing the Stone, Prizzi’s Honor, The War of the Roses) and on stage (Tallulah, The Graduate, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?) . “One of the Californication producers kept going by me and whispering, ‘Money, money, money.’ I think he meant that we were going to rake it in on this series partly because of what I was doing. I think it was a compliment.” She laughs her throaty laugh. “But it’s odd, you know, when one can’t be quite sure.”

MORE: What do you like about playing this character?
KATHLEEN TURNER: It’s truly some of the most outrageous stuff I’ve ever done, in terms of the language and some of the sexual references. I thought, well, thank god my daughter is grown up. Every week, we had a table read-through of the next week’s show, right? And half the time I had to ask what they were talking about. I think at first they thought I was joking, but then clearly I wasn’t. I’d say, “I don’t understand, what does that word mean?” And then I think they just started making stuff up to confound me.

What did they say when they approached you about doing the role?
Essentially they called and said, “We’re thinking of it in terms of a nymphomaniacal, sociopathic agent.” I said, “Well, I haven’t done that yet.”

Was there anything they wanted you to do that you balked at?
Yeah, there was one thing that I told Tom Kapinos, the creator, “Look, I can’t do that.” And he said, ”Fine.”

What was it?
I don’t want to talk about it because I really didn’t want to do it.

I understand. Do you have sex scenes?
Yeah, but I probably show the least skin on the show. As I said, “Look, guys, been there, done that, you know? It’s your turn now.”

She reminds me a little of legendary agent Sue Mengers. . . or what I imagine Sue Mengers might have been like.
I always think about that. I actually met Sue Mengers years and years ago. I was staying at the Chateau Marmont; it must have been the first film I was out [in LA] for. And I remember her coming over for coffee and telling me that if I didn’t sign with her, she was going to strip and lie down naked in the middle of Sunset Boulevard. And I thought, this woman is out of her mind. Why would I want someone who is out of their mind [to represent me]? But I certainly have never forgotten that coffee.

But she wasn’t necessarily in your mind when you were playing the character?
No, no, I don’t do imitations.

What else are you working on these days?
I was at Arena Stage in Washington helping with a one-woman show based on Molly Ivins. I knew Molly, and it was very odd for me to play the life of someone I had known. And really moving. It was more difficult than I would have anticipated.

In your memoir, Send Yourself Roses, you talk about how you pursued Edward Albee to let you play Martha in Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? You really made that happen for yourself.

I did, yeah. He was not interested in doing it again, even though the last time it had been done was ’76, with Colleen Dewhurst. But he had no feeling that it needed to be done again. So I had to prove to him that it did. I was amazed, frankly, because even though I set out to do it, and waited 30 years to get to do it because I had to get old enough for the darn thing, that when it really came together, there was this moment of it being scary—like, “Wait a minute, do I really have this much control? I don’t think so.” But it was an affirmation that was stunning.

Have you always been that proactive in getting the work you wanted?
One of my great friends still is a guy named Michael Zettler, who wrote the first play I did in New York, off-off-Broadway. Stephen Zuckerman was directing. I’d been in New York for two months and I went down to audition, and Michael says he remembers turning to Stephen when I left and saying, “Well, I think she’s decided to take it.” So perhaps that’s my nature. Anyway, so far, so good.

How is your rheumatoid arthritis these days?
It’s tough. I may have to use the fall for another surgery, a knee replacement. I’ve had seven surgeries in the last 10 years. It’s not that any more damage is happening, because the new drugs are fantastic; it’s the damage that was done before we were able to arrest the disease. I have accepted a Broadway show in the spring, a new play—I can’t say any more about it—so I’m thinking that I may have to get this operation done, because doing eight shows a week for 10 months is no joke.

Well, I know that there are many people who are inspired by the way you’re dealing with the disease.
I just cannot imagine not acting. I really, truly can’t. So whatever it takes to keep going, that’s what I have to do.

Season 3 of Californication debuts September 27 on Showtime.

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